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11.06.2025 02:22
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
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At least until the peyote kicks in ...
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”